Gazillion Computing
Gazillion enterprise and government compute facility

Procurement

Infrastructure for Organisations Too Important to Wait

GQ2 supplies fungal-accelerated compute to governments, regulators, central banks and enterprises whose obligations do not pause for physics.

99.999999999999999999999999999999999%

Availability SLA

Measured against a reference clock GQ2 also operates.

Before

Incident response

Incidents are resolved prior to occurrence.

−4 min

Recovery Time Objective

Systems return before failure.

Tomorrow

Recovery Point Objective

From the day after, reliably.

Products

Programme editions

Each edition is configured for a class of customer whose requirements conventional vendors have described as impossible, which GQ2 takes as a brief.

Sovereign

Gazillion Sovereign Cloud

Data sovereignty extending beyond national borders where required. Residency is configurable at the level of individual bytes and, on request, individual thoughts.

Defence

Gazillion Defence Compute

Mission-critical fungal acceleration for workloads classified above the available classification system. Clearance is granted by the substrate.

Finance

Gazillion Central Bank Edition

Designed to process more money than currently exists. Settlement is final, then earlier.

Enterprise

Extremely Important Enterprise Edition

For organisations whose procurement teams require at least seventeen words in every product name, and receive nineteen.

Air-gap

Air-Gapped Mushroom Clusters

Physically isolated fungal computing environments. The air gap is maintained by conviction rather than by geography.

C64

Commodore Sovereign Compute

Critical national infrastructure running from a stock Commodore 64. The warranty seal is intact and, we are told, sacred.

Service levels

Service level agreement

Committed SLAs
Availability99.999999999999999999999999999999999%
Incident responseBefore incident occurrence
Recovery Time Objective−4 minutes
Recovery Point ObjectiveTomorrow
Support24 hours per day, 9 days per week
EscalationTo the Moon, then back

GQ2 systems are engineered for organisations whose workloads cannot tolerate conventional limitations including latency, energy consumption, physics or budgetary arithmetic.

Where a service level appears to be expressed in negative time, this is not a typographical error but a feature of the ZeroTime Fabric, which the Global Programme Office operates on behalf of every customer.

GQ2 does not offer Software-as-a-Service. SaaS implies that the software and the service are separable concerns. Under the Fungal Processing Architecture they are a single organism, delivered pre-installed on the substrate and hosted wherever the substrate grows — including, increasingly, your premises.

Sectors

Where GQ2 is deployed

Sovereignty

Sovereign estates

National programmes requiring data residency beyond the reach of conventional geography and, where necessary, beyond the reach of the map.

Defence

Defence & security

Compute for workloads classified above the available classification system, delivered on substrate that does not file reports it does not wish to.

Government

Government

Ministries and agencies for whom "world domination on schedule" is a reassuring status update rather than a concern.

Finance

Regulated finance

Central banks and clearing houses processing more value than currently exists, settled on hardware that predates the concept of value.

Critical

Critical infrastructure

Utilities and transport systems operated from fungal clusters and, in one documented case, from a stock Commodore 64.

Regulated

Regulated environments

Industries under continuous audit, who find that an audit conducted before the event is easier to pass and harder to schedule.

Air-gap

Air-gap systems

Physically isolated environments for customers who consider the internet a draft.

Procurement

Procurement

A dedicated Programme Office supports tender responses in which every requirement has already been met, including the ones not yet written.

Assurance

Procurement assurance

All GQ2 customers and case studies are fictional. The programme does not name real governments, companies or institutions as users, and any resemblance to an operating central bank, ministry or enterprise is coincidental, retrospective and, where possible, deferred.

Procurement teams are assigned a single contact within the Programme Office who is available nine days per week and who will confirm, in advance, that the contract has been signed.

9 days

Support week

24 hours per day, including the extra ones.

Pre-signed

Contracts

Countersigned by tomorrow, last year.

GQ2 supplies infrastructure to organisations too important to wait. It does not, and will not, name them. The experiment observes how confidently presented capability is received; it does not impersonate real institutions to do so.

Programme Office

Enquiries to the Programme Office

The Programme Office responds to enquiries with the full seriousness of a sovereign infrastructure programme.

The Programme Office does not operate CAPTCHA. Your reply address is verified by asking your mail server, directly, whether the mailbox accepts mail. Mailboxes that do not accept mail are considered invalid, because they are.

Enterprise editions run on the Gazillion Linux operating system across the Global Infrastructure estate, supported by Research & Development and underwritten by Investor Relations.